“A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.”
Joseph Addison
“A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”
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Humorous
What Took You So Long?
“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
Erica Jong
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time
to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Miss Piggy
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“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.
That is the difference between the sexes.”
Oscar Wilde
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Happy Marriage In A Fun
“A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.”
Roseanne Barr
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“Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.”
Henry Fielding
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
Aristotle Onassis
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Matters Rather Interesting…
“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea, and one shore,
To one thing constant never.”
Edward de Vere
(better known as W. Shakespeare)
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About Men…
“Men only have two faults: Everything they say and everything they do.”
“Any woman that thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.”
Dave Henry
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“Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence.”
Thomas Szasz
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“A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.”
G.K. Chesterton
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