Difference Between Man And A Woman
“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.
That is the difference between the sexes.”
Oscar Wilde
What’s the difference between man and a woman?
- Successful man is one who makes more money that woman can spend.
Successful woman is one who finds such a man.
- Man may pay $2 for something worth $1 if he wants it.
Woman can pay $2 for something worth $1 even if she doesn’t want it.
- Woman marries a man and expects him to change, but he will not.
Man marries a woman and expects her not to change, but she will.
- Twice it is when man doesn’t understand woman – before and after wedding.
Woman worries about her future until she’ll finds husband.
- Woman worries about her future until she’ll finds husband.
Man never worries about his future until he gets woman.
- To be happy with man, woman must love him a little but understand him a lot.
To be happy with woman, man must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
- Every married man should forget his shortcomings. It doesn’t make sense that two people should remember the same.
- Woman has last word in every argument. Whatever man says afterward is the beginning of new argument.
- Women view wedding as a beginning of romance, while men view it as an ending romance.
Note:
I lost point #10 somewhere. I can create one myself, but there is no point….
Have a fun day!
Maya
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