About Men…
“Men only have two faults: Everything they say and everything they do.”
“Any woman that thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.”
Dave Henry
About Men…
Well, let see. The humor about men is a humor like any other that gives very often to women some lessons too…
I do like men, they are special species and they could be very, very good..in “everything.”
Still life is a “play on a stage” and life has its own seriousness and humor too.
So, let’s share today a little humor about men…
I just would like to add something inconspicuously…Guy’s, do you see the flowers in which all is nicely veiled?
This is called WOMAN’S touch…
M.
Translation from Czech by Maya
Why God created men? Because you can’t mow lawn with a vibrator!
How man proves he thinks about a future?
He buys 2 cases of beer…
What’s the difference between husband after 20 years and a cup without its holder?
None! Both are for naught and we feel just sorry to toss them out.
Why are married women more robust that single ones?
Single: They come home, look what’s in fridge and go to bed
Married: They come home, look what’s in bed and go to fridge
All men are basically the same. They just have different faces so women could recognize them
Men received some bonuses at work and now trying to decide how to spend it. Let’s toss the coin; when it’s a head, we’re going to the pub, when tail, we-re going to the whore house. If is stays on a side, we’ll buy something small to bring home, and if it stays hanging in the air, we’ll give our bonuses to wives.
There is a boat lost at the deserted island. Beautiful girl has been saved and when she saw on the island destitute man, she smiled at him and said:
“So long you were waiting for it – now you’ll have it.” Man blunders: “Don’t say you have a beer!”
Have you heard that Irene’s husband moved away from her? “Really? And how she is taking it?”
“Well, now she is just fine, but at the beginning she was afraid he would come back…”
What’s the difference between man in his years and ostrich? None, they both have small brains and their feathers only for showing. (in Czech last means in humor some else…so fun here is lost)
Do you know how to make your husband to always remember your wedding anniversary?
Marry him on his birthday!
What does a woman when man is fast changing his directions in a back yard?
Calmly continue shooting…
What does mean man in a barrel with sulfuric acid?
Solved problem.
End….See you soon…
Maya
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Round Mirror - April 4, 2011
Man that was very entertaining and at the same time informative.’;'”‘
Surrogate Mothers - April 4, 2011
What would be your next topic next week on your blog.”,~”;
Maya - April 5, 2011
Hmmm… I don’t know yet, it depends on my time, mood and what I post
on my 2 other sites. So, come back and be surprised, all right?
Thanks for visiting..
Regards, M
Anti Aging Products - April 5, 2011
Your blog is one of a kind, i love the way you organize the topics.::.`”